The old friend.

So I texted an old friend today, with complete innocent intentions of catching up. We used to work together and occasionally keep in contact. We’ve never hooked up, although have flirted with the idea several times in the way back. As the conversation progressed and we started making plans, and he kept hinting at getting together this evening. Not at all what I had in mind, but I was already horny thinking about Texas hooking up with a friend of his tonight. So I decided what the hell, I’ll give him a shot.

We kind of hung out for a few, and he was quick to take his shirt off and ask for a massage. I have notoriously bony fingers but he’s a big dude and could probably handle my nubs digging into his neck and shoulder blades.

We made out for a bit. Nothing too crazy, but enough to make me feel like I was back in school again. He was holding onto me for dear life. What he did was actually embrace me. Which felt slightly awkward.

By the time we made it into the bedroom, I’d for some reason lost my sex drive…completely. Not because of anything he did, I just had a lot of things on my mind I think.

When I finally got around to blowing him, it was dead silent. I mean, you could hear his cats claws on the carpet. I worked my magic and was out of there in about 30 minutes…my slogan should be “you’ll cum in 30 minutes or less, or your money back” (sidenote: no money has EVER been exchanged for sexual favors. EVER. With anyone.)

But I did hear for the third time in about a week that I give phenomenal head…think it’s true?

The painter

I met the painter off Tinder…and for the first guy I actually bothered to talk to, he seems pretty badass.

He came over tonight with the intention of using me like a cum-dump for Texas, and even though that didn’t pan out as expected, I think we still had some fun 😉

I’m excited to see what develops with The Painter. He’s got a MASSIVE dick. Dick so big I choked half way down on it while I was blowing him.

I like that he’s rough without being too rough…he pays attention to my body signals and inflicts just enough pain to turn me on even more. And the spankings…holy mother of god I haven’t been spanked like that since the contractor (they also share the same biological name…must be a coincidence?)

He’s got a nice hearty beard. The kind a girl can really sink her teeth into…and the kind that adds just enough stimulation during oral to get a girl off…and he’s pretty sweet with his tongue 😉

The whole experience was pleasant for my first tinder hookup…

Maybe I will meet him out for a beer next time…