So about this weekend part 4

After the anonymous blow job, I re-joined my girlfriends and through conversation and more alcohol we find out that one of us is a lesbian and three of us are very curious about our own pussy eating skills.

The lesbian one kind of gave is pointers and then the conversation shifted to the worst head we’ve received. Mine was the time a dude tried to bite my clit off. Ouch.

So the bar closes and we walk back to my friends place. We’re sitting on her couch and this girl I’ll call Valkyrie pulls out the bullet she won at the passion party and starts testing it out.It was remote controlled so we took turns getting her off. So hot.

About the time that she put the bullet away, and the room started spinning my BFFs roommate comes home and is telling us about a friend of his who saw a picture of my tits and wants to have some fun. I drunkenly said, “he has to cum in my ass or no dice.” Apparently his friend is down…so that could be a nice situation.

The girls and I decide to go to bed and out of no where Valkyrie asks, “who wants me to go down on them? I need to practice my head skills!” My BFF was on her period, and I just really wanted my pussy ate. So over the bed she flys to bury her face between my legs.

It was amazing. For a girl who doesn’t regularly eat pussy, she knew exactly what she was doing. I don’t usually cum from getting eaten out but I came twice. She was a natural. So good.

So good that I got home today and got myself off from the memory of her going down on me. Jesus.

So that was my weekend. All of it.

So about this weekend part 3

Saturday rolls around and I finally roll out of bed around 2, leaving me just enough time to get showered, stop in and visit my parents for a few before I headed into the city for a girls night.

We went to one of those passion parties (dildos and lube FTW!) where being a slut comes in handy for winning prizes. After the party, and $75 in butt plugs, lube and perfume we go out for karaoke.

I was about 6 rum and cokes into the night and met this guy on a smoke break outside of the bar. He was nice enough, and sang Georgia on my mind for karaoke. I told him I liked his personality and basically just offered him a NSA blowjob. Sometimes I prefer to just be upfront about my intentions because it gets you into the back of a corolla sucking a dude off.

Since I didn’t know him I wasn’t going to let him cum in my mouth, but when he was close I let him titty fuck me til he came. When he finished we both walked back into the bar.

Still don’t know his name. I just remember the massive amount of pubes I had to wade through to get to his dick and then me nose being ticked when I deep throated him.

So about this weekend part 2

When I got back from my friends places I had to awkwardly run inside clenching my legs shut and trying to hold his cum inside me.

Texas decided that after I was done getting fucked he wanted to come over and “have seconds” as he put it. So he gets there, takes a look at my cum covered pussy and turns me onto my back to put my butt plug in. I hate having other people put it in, put when he didn’t it was quite as embarrassing…probably has something to do with the fact that I’ve bleed on his dick before…who knows.

Anyways, as of lately, he’s had this fascination with stuffing my vagina with multiple toys. Before I knew it I was being fucked with a rabbit and dildo in my pussy and my butt plug. I love the feeling of being that full. And I love watching Texas’ face as he’s fucking me while I’m that full.

I had a few really good orgasms and we decided to stop for the night and hang out..which was fine because at that point I was sore as fuck and just wanted to take it easy.

So about this weekend part 1

My goal was to get as much cum as I could, and I succeeded in that.

Friday night started off with me hooking up with a friend from high school. I’ve always wanted to find out what he was working with, so when he called me and told me he wanted a crack at my pussy I couldn’t say no. Spur of the moment I went over to his place (his moms house…still the same as when we were in high school). We had a beer and he was stalling for a bit until he came out of the bathroom. He say down and we started to kiss. My ultimate goal was get the cum and get out of dodge, but he wanted to make it complicated. We’re sitting on this couch and I’m on my knees in front of him sucking his cock like a good little cum slut, then he tells me he wants me on top to 69…which is literally my least favorite position. So I gave him a good solid minute before I flipped around and sat on his dick.

Now, the rumor in high school was that he had a massive cock. Thats true. A solid 8.5 inches long and 6 or 7 in girth. Enough that when I was on top of him I was able to bounce like I was on a pogo stick. I told him I wanted him to “use me as a cum rag” so I got on my stomach and let him play with me from that angle for a minute. He explored my ass while he was fucking me but he came before he could put anything in it.

The most surprising thing was that immediately he was like, “I’m not done, I need to cum again.”

Well I had somewhere to be so I asked him how quick he could be and what would be the quickest way to get him off…I really had to go.

He jerked himself off and came on my breasts. I kind of smeared it around since he was a light cummer and basically went on my way home with his cum dripping out of me to start the next part of my night.

My experience with him was a one time thing…since I’m friends with his baby mama.

Cumslut adventures

Coming off of a death in my family.

Can’t take my mind of the ensuing grief, and instead of letting it continue to consume me, I’m going out this weekend hunting for cum and a good hard fucking to make me feel better.

Wish me luck y’all!

Fucking Music, man

You know how you hear some songs and they’re just so inherently sexy that you can’t help but imagine what sex would be like to them?  Some of them are slower more sensual songs, and some of them are straight-up, no frills, hard fucking songs?  Because music is a big part of my life, I can usually tell if its a good fucking song, and whether I want to fuck to it…after all, music sets the mood most of the time right?

This is a list of a few of my favorite songs to fuck to (and maybe a few quick stories!) and a few songs I need to be fucked to.

Lenny Kravitz – Dancin Til Dawn
This song will always remind me of the time I spent the night in a desert, crammed into an RV with some random stranger who let me pick the music. I gave him a tiny bit of a strip tease and we fucked until we passed out (thanks alcohol!).  Woke up the next morning sweating, covered in dirt from the day before, with cum in my hair and had to trek back to my campsite…wouldn’t trade it for the world.  He was one of those full body strokers who put his back into it.  Also, ladies this has a really good beat to grind to.

Bill Withers – Who Is He (and what is he to you?)
Who knew a song about a cheating girlfriend could be something two people could have sex to?  I do apparently.  The same man who told me this song was about me, stuck his dick in me repeatedly to this song.  I didn’t realize what turned him on about this song (or the thought of me cheating for that matter) but I get it now.  When Bill Withers says, “you’re too much for one man, but not enough for two” he’d always stroke my face.  ALWAYS.

Nine Inch Nails – Closer
“I wanna fuck you like an animal”…I can’t tell you how many men sing that line during sex, who DON’T fuck me like an animal.  Still a good, sexy song to put you in the mood though.

Ginuwine – Pony
The first time I ever homewrecked was because of this song.  Way back when I was a Freshmen in high school.  Kayla threw a huge party at her parents house and I ended up on her parents bed with her boyfriend. Sex wasn’t anything to write home about, but the act of fucking a “taken” guy turned me on like crazy back then. I had no conscience back then.  But I blame this song for taking me down that road.  I jumped on his saddle alright 😉

Deftones – Bored
I used to fuck a dude who was OBSESSED with this song after I had him listen to it…like everytime we had sex he’d play it on repeat.  I love Chino and spent most of my early sexual career fantasizing about fucking him whenever I had a lousy lay..and this dude was no exception…at least I had good music to listen to until he was done!

 Beyonce – Drunk in Love (ft. Jay-Z)
This song will always remind me of Texas.  Mainly because I asked him to put it on the youtubes one night and we ended up fucking for forever (yum) but for some reason, youtube kept playing it over, and over, and over, and over again…it got comical at one point.  But that was one of the first nights I lost count of my orgasms with him. I definitely wanted to drink his watermelon that night. 😉

 In This Moment – Blood
So Maria Brink is literally my definition of a beautiful woman.  She’s physically gorgeous, sexy as hell and confident as all get out. The song is about a break up and this extreme emotional pain she went through…which is probably why this song makes me want to dominate the shit out of a man.  Put him on all fours in a collar, walk him around and make him lick my boots.  Coincidentally, there was a dominatrix at the show I saw them at last week who actually had someone do that in the women’s bathroom.  It was hot.

In This Moment – Sex Metal Barbie
In This Moment gets two in a row…because this is a new song from them and I spent some quality time with my Rabbit and this song before sitting down to type this list out. They literally just released it like, yesterday.  But when I heard it in concert the other night, my girlfriend and I both agreed that it needed to be on our Fucking Playlists. Because Maria Brink. And to be honest when I heard it all I could envision is Texas watching me get my ass rammed and filled by a stranger.

 Deftones – You’ve Seen the Butcher
I have a small fetish for men covered in fake blood.  Whenever I see that image my clit starts throbbing.  And Chino Moreno does the same thing for me.

Funny story about Chino:  When I worked in Radio, I was getting on the elevator and physically ran into as he got off the elevator.  If I wasn’t so starstruck and immediately horny, I probably would have gotten naked right there and humped his leg…but instead I squeaked out a “so sorry” and he just laughed it off and told me not to apologize.  Then asked me how to get in our office and I silently let him in.  That was my chance.  Should have taken it…too big of a pussy.

She Wants Revenge – Tear You Apart
This song came into my life by way of what I call my “Transition” boyfriend.  I was shifting away from hanging around with the gang bangers and drug dealers to people who were less likely to get me killed or thrown in jail.  He was very much your typical “goth” kid, but with the build of a line backer.  He was hot.  We bonded over our mutual dislike of Math and being stuck in detention together a few times in high school…we reconnected our first year in college – thanks Myspace.  While we never fucked to this song, its always turned me on.

Aaliyah – If Your Girl Only Knew
takes me back to high school…and homewrecking.  Still sexy though.

The time I switched things up.

I’m not a sexually dominant person by any means. I’ve always known this, ever since I was a school girl giving blow jobs behind the portables in high school.

But I briefly dated one man who was very sexually passive, and if I didn’t go after what we both wanted it would have been a completely sexless relationship.

The last time we had sex, I just decided to show up at his place and take control of the situation. It was probably midnight when I got there, and he was almost drunk out of his mind. I told him why I was there, grabbed his hand and led him to the bedroom. As I was undressing him, I told him what we were going to do.

“First im going to blow you up against this wall, so when I look up at you, you can see the smile on my face from how how delicious your cock is in my mouth. While I’m down there, I’m going to stick my finger in your ass and feel how tight you are. You’ll probably like that.”

I wouldn’t let him touch me. I kept stopping and pulling my mouth off him every time he’d reach down and touch me. All in all, between stopping when he touched me, and just genuinely wanting to prolong it as long as I could I think I blew him for almost an hour…at least it felt that long. I never actually fingered his ass, but every time I’d even get close, he’d clench shut so tight he could’ve broken my finger…not worth the risk.

I bent over his bed, spread my legs and told him it was my turn. Not because I wanted my pussy eaten, but because I was in control and dammit he was going to do what I told him to! And he did…he dropped to his knees, planted his face so his nose was nestled between my ass cheeks and started to lick. It felt pathetic, but just to make sure he knew I was in control, I reached back and pulled his head closer into me and wiggled my ass. I remember telling him he’d never get me off with skills like that, and to just fuck me so I could go.

The sex was mediocre at best…like it always was. I don’t know what I expected but my god, whether I was on top or he was he was robotic. And quiet. Not even a grunt…which slightly pissed me off and bored me.

I clearly wasn’t going to cum, so told him to pull out, I got dressed and told him he’d need to finish by himself.

That was the last thing I said to him. And one of the few times in my life I took that much control in the bedroom. It did teach me that no matter what you do, if sexual chemistry isn’t there, it never will be. No matter what you do.